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Nov. 8th, 2009

STAR WARS THE CLONE WARS - 2x05 "Landing At Point Rain" - Episode Review



Day of Days, or It's Hard Out There For a Clone Trooper...

Review under the cut ... )

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Nov. 4th, 2009

V - 1x01 "Pilot" - Episode Review



Yes, but would an alien Cheney still have such bad aim?

Spoilery revlew under the cut ... )
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Oct. 31st, 2009

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA – “The Plan” - Blu Ray Review




Petulant child needs a spanking…

 

 



Oct. 8th, 2009

THE OFFICE - 6x04 "Niagara" - Episode Review



JP Wedding Entrance Dance

Leave your shoes at the door... )





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Oct. 6th, 2009

BATTLE OF THE TEETH!!!!!

 

Who will prevail in the epic battle for dental supremacy?

Find out next year when our favorite Strike Team screw-up tussles with a planet o' Predators in Fox's PREDATORS. (Oh, and by the way, Adrien "THE PIANIST" Brody just snagged the lead role). How's that for stunt casting? 

Oct. 3rd, 2009

TV Potpourri!

I was going to stick these at the tail end of this week's DOLHOUSE review, but I thought about it and realized there was more than enough material to justify a post of its own.

(very mild spoilers to follow)



SONS OF ANARCHY (FX, Tuesdays at 10pm) has been rather enjoyable (if one could call its often vile subject matter that) this season, due in no small part to Ron Perlman, Katey Segal, and Adam Arkin's standout work. I said it last season, and I said it this one, that Perlman and Segal have been doing career best work on this show, and Season 2 has only deepened and enriched their characterizations. Segal in particular, has been playing the hell of her arc (and has humanized Gemma in way I didn't think possible, seeing how abrasively unlikeable she was last year). It's not quite at the same level, but SOA has unequivocally taken up the mantel of THE SHIELD for FX (as they hoped it would be). All hail creator Kurt Sutter, that sick genius...
 



FLASH FORWARD (ABC, Thursdays 8pm)

So in case you live under a rock, you should know that ABC has this juggernaut show called LOST that's ending this season. Desperate to fill the void with another labyrinthine sci-fi brain twister, they commissioned David Goyer (he of BATMAN BEGINS and BLADE fame) to come up with the high concept show FLASH FORWARD. Much like DOLLHOUSE, the premise is quite interesting, rather far fetched, and sketchily executed at times.

The basic gist (in case you don't know) is that for two and a half minutes one morning, the entire human raced blacked out, and saw their own future six months from that time. The show's devoted to the aftermath, the investigation of who caused the black out and why, and the psychological impact it's having on his main characters (and by extension all of humanity). I like both aspects as presented so far, but it clearly want to be like LOST insofar as the whole predetermination vs free will debate that's already shaping up  (for instance, John Cho's character had no flash forward, and it's because he's going to die sometime in that period, a fact which he is struggle to accept / change). Goyer claims that he's already plotted out all five season of FF (that should excite you BABYLON 5 fans), but I also get a strong wiff of ABC's "The Nine" off this show (and I enjoyed that for what it was),  a similar show that was quickly canceled, and I think FF will suffer the same fate. Oh well, leaves Sonja Walgner more available for the end of LOST.



Speaking of (*coughelizabethmitchell*), in a stunning and sad vote of no confidence, ABC announced that they will be airing their remake of "V" in a four episode pod, and then holding the back end nine until MARCH (after the Winter Olympics), the not-so veiled implication being that if the show doesn't pull in decent ratings, those other episodes might not even be made/aired at all. Not to be outdone. NBC announced the same fate for its own alien invasion show, DAY ONE. And people wonder why I'm rooting for "The Jay Leno Show" (and most other reality programming) to fail....

       

Meanwhile, on DEXTER, naked John Lithgow is so NOT what I wanted to see. I saw last week's Season Four premiere back in August when it made its annual pre-season leak online, and I can't say I was very impressed overall (although I did like the latest (sleepy time) riff on the Main Titles).  I think the straw that broke the camel's back was the cliffhanger the episode ended on... it seemd wildly implausible that Dex would be able to talk his way out of why there were a bunch of body parts in Hefty Bags in the back of the mini van... from what I hear, he's going to be pulling a Walter White this Sunday (don't get the reference? Shame on you for not watching BREAKING BAD). The writers need to start thinking about the end NOW, and start working towards it NOW (that's done wonders for LOST). Oh, and (ex) Agent Lundy's death meter went sky high in my book when he revealed he was now retired.... just you wait....




I also think THE OFFICE is beginning to show its age as well, and based on the reception to the first two episodes, many people agree with me.
"The Promotion" in particular seemed to be a drawn out expansion of the fact that Jim has some hard lesson to learn in management (as seen in "Survivor Man" last year), although I also chalk it up to the fact that, yea, having two bosses is not a good idea.("What does one bean mean?!?") Nevertheless, I'm looking forward to next week's big wedding episode (they also had two very funny spreads in EW lately--  last week's cover story and this weeks behind-the-warehouse door "candids").

I've been watching COMMUNITY simply because it's been airing afterwards, but don't think I'll be following it to 8pm once 30 ROCK comes back in two weeks. I caught up with MODERN FAMILY on Hulu because it got positive critical write ups, but I won't be giving it the same recommendation. Similarly, I watched the pilot of TRAUMA solely to hear Bear McCreary's score, but the show was like a poor man's E.R. Hell, it wan't even a poor man's THIRD WATCH. Sorry, Bear, better luck next time. Plus, I gave GLEE (gotta hear Kristen Chenowith belt them out, after all) one more shot, but decided it's really not for me (its the music... i HATE most of the modern song selections). 

Last (and somewhat) least,



TRUE BLOOD (HBO) Season Two, in retrospect, was a disjointed mess overall. Proceeding in three overall acts (Pre Dallas, Dallas, and post Dallas events), the show limped along in stutters, swinging from the bizarre (all the Fellowship of the Sun material), to the sublime (Loreana and Bill's Prohibition adventures, Godric's serenity, and most of Layfette's scenes), to the ridiculous (just about everything to do with Maryann, the endless and repetitive orgies, and of course the main relationship between Sookie and Bill). I didn't care much for the way the show wrapped itself up so neatly/conveniently, and then brazenly threw itself off the rails in the final half hour of the finale, but I'm willing to give it one more shot once it returns next year, if only to see what they do with Queen Sophie (more Yatzhee perhaps?)...     

DOLLHOUSE - 2x02 “Instinct” – Episode Review



The mammary instinct is a powerful thing... 

Review under the cut... )
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Sep. 26th, 2009

DOLLHOUSE - 2x01 “Vows” – Episode Review


 
Hell hath no fury like a Doll reprogrammed....

 

Shall I go now? )

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Sep. 21st, 2009

Congratulations 2009 (deserving) Emmy winners!



Michael Emerson, Supporting Actor in a Drama, LOST (long overdue!)




Kristin Chenowith, Supporting Actress in a Comedy, PUSHING DAISIES




Bryan Cranston, Lead Actor in a Drama, BREAKING BAD



Jeffrey Blitzer, Outstanding Direction in a Comedy Series, THE OFFICE - "Stress Relief"

(Fuck you E.R., Cherry Jones and especially Joe Deluca and HEROES for taking away wins that should have gone elsewhere)  

Sep. 9th, 2009

Office S5 Deleted Scenes

 Watching OFFICE S5 deleted scenes (1hrs worth on D1, 40 min on D2). So far:

• Meredith was (presumably) on Bang Boat.com and caught some sort of STD. Thats why her face was all jacked up in "Weight Loss"

• David Wallace chewed Ryan out over the phone, calling him a worthless human being. The whole office hears the call. Ryan (with red puffy eyes) says during his interview, "He's now on the list"

• Creed on business ethics: "I've done some things I'm not proud of. Committed some atrocities in Vietnam ... two years ago. Princess Cruise Lines."

• Phyllis and Bob Vance think they ran over someone in africa during their honeymoon safari and fled the scene "because we heard the police were corrupt and might beat us.... Maybe it was an ostrich... in a soccer uniform"

• Kevin cooked Ryan's sunglasses in the toaster oven in retaliation for Ryan admitting he broke his passenger rear view mirror (and refusing to pay for it, saying that was the fault of "Ryan 2.0")

• Kevin donated sperm to the clinic next to the IHOP... Jan might sue them.

• Holly sympathizes with Toby over the phone about the pains of being DM HR

• Jim: "Being Michael's connection to reality is not a job I'm willing to take on"

• Jan doen't bother to use a covering blanket when feeding astrid. Creed and Kevin are highly entertained. (i think this scene went on longer than the broadcast version)

• A baby stroller survives a rather rigorous QC check from Dwight

• Michael does a killer Don Corelone impersonation when Pam sends him some authentic New York pizza through the mail.

• Jim is a closet BSG fan; wtf is a show called "Cranston"

• Darryl makes good uses of a turn radius when Michael and Holly are watching a cat video in the truck. FYI, Darryl endures far worse and more PDA/couple's arguments in the deleted scenes

• Dwight knows how to make food and shelter "out of a Golden Retriever" which makes him a better man than Andy

• According to Dwight, JFK had a Luger on him at Dallas and "would have seen the three gunmen". Also his version of the assassination is much more entertaining than Stone's.

• Andy makes a terrible gay wingman for Oscar

• Pam's better at still lifes than graphic design

• Phyllis compares Angela to a worker ant that needs "a queen ant" what to do. 

• When Meredith's hair catches on fire, Creed asserts she went up quick, "so she's definitely a witch. Or not."

• (Andy and Dwight discuss what weapons to bring to their duel)
Pam: Wait are those guns?
Creed: Yes they are. Andy's is for hunting pheasants, and Dwight's is for killing elephants.
Pam: Okay, we're not doing that. 
Stanley: Hang on Pam. Andy, do you fully understand the prize is Angela. (pan to Angela's disgusted look)
Andy: So help me God I do.
Stanley: And Dwight do you fully understand that the prize is Angela?
Dwight: I do.
Stanley: Then give them both guns.
Phyllis: Stanley!
Stanley: Darwin, baby, Darwin. 

• I counted at least four cats in Angela's window, waiting for her to come home. 

Apparently the Best Buy set comes with a "Shrute's Beet Farm" shirt. Oh and looks like Pam and Jim are

spoiler under the cut... )
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Sep. 4th, 2009

Fall Blu Ray update

Got a chance to watch the GLADIATOR Blu Ray tonight, and I have to say I agree with the nitpickers -- the video quality leaves a lot to be desired (at times it almost looks like an upconverted DVD). BRAVEHEART on the other hand, looked much better, even though it wasn't quite top tier for a catalog title (that would be 2001, BAKARA or I, ROBOT). Glad I didn't plunk down the money for this bad boy, I'll wait for the inevitable reissue. 

Here's what's on deck for the rest of the year:

Sept 15 - Casablanca, Deep Impact, Punch Drunk Love
Oct 13 -- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Oct 27 -- BSG The Plan *
Nov 3 -- Forrest Gump, It's A Wonderful Life, LOTR (Theatrical Trilogy) *
Nov 10 -- Heat * , Monsters Inc. *, Up *
Nov 17 -- Clerks, Fight Club, Star Trek *
Dec 8 -- Lost S5*, Harry Potter 6 *
TBD - District 9 * & (500) Days of Summer *

* Priority 
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Aug. 27th, 2009

TV tie in of the week!

 

www.officetally.com/clue-the-office-edition/6

"Dunder Mifflin employees must determine WHO "killed" Toby, with WHAT office weapon (ream of paper, Michael's Mug, a Dundee, etc.) and WHERE the crime occurred. Can you solve this Scranton mystery before it's too late?"

Hilarious. Might need to rent a copy or something...  

In other news, the Jim/Pam nuptials are being shot right now in Niagara Falls. Hopefully this season is better than last.... 

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Aug. 19th, 2009

DOLLHOUSE - "Echo" Unaired Pilot...

Was too much too soon... t'was a rare case of FOX being right in telling Joss to recut it. 

In this version: 

• Echo met and SHOT Ballard (who lived, btw). She then went to the hospital to try and kill him. Someone higher than Adele ordered the hit. 
• Victor was immediately revealed as a doll after his first "Russian" encounter
• Echo went on several mini missions within the first 10 minutes of the show. 
• The identity of Dr. Saunders was already put into question. 

Bleeh. More details as I make my way through this set. 
 
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Aug. 4th, 2009

DEXTER Season 4 Trailer!


Better buy some baby wipes while you're at it!

September 27. 
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Jul. 14th, 2009

Happy CON AIR day!



-- "You know what you are?"   "Ugly all day?"

-- "Thats no way to treat a national treasure!"

-- "My first thought would be, a lot."

You know you love it!  

HARRY POTTER & THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE – Movie Review


Cliff Notes.
 

Jun. 30th, 2009

TRUE BLOOD – Episode 2x02 and 2x03 Reviews



So far Season Two’s shaping up to be pretty good. You go, Alan Ball!!! 

Mini reviews of the last two episodes under the cut... )
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Jun. 16th, 2009

TRUE BLOOD - 2x01 "Nothing But The Blood" - Episode Review



If you ask me, those blood stains are never coming out of those sheets...

Seeing as how I'm at work (and sick as a Sam to boot), this will be more like a series of random observations. 

Review under the cut... )
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Jun. 11th, 2009

Dr. Frankenstein was right!!!

 

Ever wonder what makes a Zombie so hungry? Well, it's called

Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome


(I gotta get my hands on this article!)
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Jun. 3rd, 2009

Highly unlikely but fun to think about nonetheless: THE SHIELD: THE WRATH OF RONNIE



WTF?????

One could only imagine it... Vic stranded in 1-9 ner territory, as a vindictive Ronnie escapes in the Crown Vic with Corrine in the trunk... 

"Ronieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Ronieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!"

Don't think it will ever happen, but stranger things have happened (they're remaking BUFFY without Whedon after all....). Of course I would buy a ticket, no matter how silly it might be...
 
P.S. I liked Walton Goggins reaction to the "news"....

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